This is one of the FUNNIEST jokes I've ever heard! I LOVE this joke! I've remembered it from the first time I saw it! I CRY laughing EVERY SINGLE TIME I hear it!

@RedBzerkr I wish they told us that in high school.

I was at this show and it was the funniest thing ever to see him in person. His facial expressions are so much damn funnier in person. "Rush him!!!!!!!!!" classic.

you! stick your fingers in your butt!

@cano747 its da best voice

its a biological attack oh no! lmao!!!

PUT UR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY!

This homeless guy pulls his dick out!!!

On a side note, you know for educational purposes of coarse. Can you get AIDS from a homeless guy busting a nut on your forehead? Maybe in your eyes? I mean come on,The People Deserve To Know!

THATS BETTER THAT IS MUCH BETTERRRRRRRR.

funny stuff

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But the shit was scary son it was scary

Man who doesnt love Dave's White person voice

i dodged that shit like the matrix nigga ~~~~~ lmfao dave your hillarious!!!!!

the guy behing wasnt so lucky, this guys was freakin out "aaaaaahhhhhh it burns!!it burns aaaahhhhhhh"

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"Sir... sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay" lmfao

u put your tits together

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY DAVE CHAPPELLE<3

It's a long story, It's not the coolest shit I ever did and people freaked out....SIR....sir put that GODdamn cigarette out okay? This is EVERYBODY'S air sir.

@Sjones675 ...your so right lol

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hes right put you god damn cock away hahahahahaha!!!! BACK THE FUCK UP hahahahahaha!!!!

It didn't kill him, but I'm sure that fucked his day up. LMAO