huh-huh-H-OH MY GOD! ...what the hell was THAT?! SEMEN!!

I've seen him use the cop joke three times. It pretty old though the last time I saw him use it was in 03

apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere!! hahaha

open and shut case johnson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE SEMAN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMEN!

@xoxpixxiexox seman is a drug!

he's right!

lol, They taste the seamen XD

Motherfucka, I told you I worked at Burger King!!

"hemp food fuel textiles building materials RESEARCH HEMP! hemp energy versus petroleum energy. get ur knowledge on and save the amazon"

my calling card would be a pic of my dick at every crime scene

Whoooo seamen

im faded yo xD

under the stove,... do you find semen like that, or do you look for it?=)))))))

"Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his friends and family...everywhere! Never seen anything like it!"

lol The semen bandit has struck again!

alcatraz lol

those fing sketch artists... YES I DID, six feet tall and nike, dick hanging out say no more sir illl draw him from memory i got a stencil to save time lmao

lol while your here you fit a description hahaha

calling all cars calling all cars be on the look out for a black man between 4-7 an 6-8 between a 120 an 380 pds hes wearing nikes get this man

lmfaoo 5:35 "WAIT A MINUTE!! I WANT TO LEAVE MY CALLING CARD!"

"Apparently this black man broke in,and put pictures of his family everywhere" LMAO

"i draw him from memory" rofl